January 2002

Up the ante

 

With friends like these...


Do you know the origin of the name "Canada"? Let me reveal a great secret: Canada is derived from Kannada, a language spoken in Southern India. Kannada culture thrived here thousands of years before the European advent. They (the Euro-peans) mis-spelt it as Canada.

Do I sound like a fundamen-talist not quite in control of his faculties? Well, to make it "official", all that I need to do is to convince the immigrant-friendly liberal mainstream media about its "veracity".

Some time ago, a local expert on Hinduism declared that ancient Hindu scriptures referred to rockets and warplanes.

"Well, why did they leave out cell phones?" mocked moderate Hindus while the "liberal" media lapped up the fiction as fact.

Likewise, when a mullah sang an ode to the power of jinns to explain nuclear processes, moderates in the audience had an amused, if bewildered look on their faces.

The media tried desperately to discover compatibility between the mullah's rants and nuclear physics, murmuring something about "two faces of the same coin".

The events of September 11 seem to have clouded the honeymoon between the mainstream media and fun-damentalists among ethnic minorities.

Alas, there is nothing cute about minority fundamentalism.

Under the illusion of outreaching "the ethnic com-munities", the moderate ele-ments of the mainstream
media never reached out to their liberal counterparts in the ethnic communities.

The only opinion that interested them was fundamen-talist opinion, even when illogical.

Such as the interview in the Toronto Star with a young Muslim student who extolled the virtues of the hijab (nothing wrong there). After claiming that wearing the hijab was a matter of "individual choice", the young lady conclu- ded with,"I forced my mother to wear the hijab."

Er, excuse me, forcing some-thing on somebody when it is supposedly a matter of individual choice?

And yet, the article concluded that the hijab is worn out of choice, not compulsion.

The more bizarre the utterances and shriller the condemnation of Western values, the more the spotlight.

As the noted writer Nirad Chowdhury once said, "Your opinions are not important if you don't condemn Western culture and values".

Such as a member of the Somali community lamenting the lack of resources for teaching Somali.

"We know nothing about Canada," was the gist of the letter in the Star's opinion column., "and we don't need to know. Its cultural values don't agree with ours. So, we need to teach our children about Somalia in Somali, and not about Canada in English".

It is not clear as to who is more confused here. The gentle-man in question, or the news-paper, for convincing itself that such addled thinking was ref-lective of average opinion in the Somali community.

When moderates speak out against fundamentalism in their community, they are ignored by the mainstream media and accused by extremists in the community of forgetting their roots.

Under the double-whammy, it is not surprising that the level-headed opinion in the visible minorities hibernates while extremist empty heads make the most noise (amplified through the liberal mainstream mega-phone, no doubt).

The moderates in the ethnic communities (and there is a fair number of them) had warned about precisely such con-sequences.

However, their voice couldn't be heard by our liberal, mainstream friends, adept at missing the forest while locating the tree.

Visible minorities need to ask themselves:

"With friends like these, who needs enemies?"

 

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